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Archive for March 2012

Person of the Week: Kevin Durant

March 4, 2012

So it happens that somebody won the NBA All-Star Game MVP last week, and then pretty much singlehandedly sunk the Orlando Magic in the fourth quarter a few days later.  Accordingly, this week’s Person of the Week is Kevin Durant. Now, I just love this guy.  He’s the most down-to-earth superstar in NBA history, maybe […]

Website of the Week: Kickstarter

March 4, 2012

So it happens that there’s a whole website called Kickstarter which is dedicated to launching your own potentially loony projects.  I love going there every few days to see what sort of shit people want funded.  Some of it’s really valuable.  Some of it is just good for a laugh. And then there’s this project, […]

Why I’m a Global Warming Skeptic

March 3, 2012

So it happens that I don’t believe the full story about global warming, or climate change, or whatever the hell it’s being called this week.  Apparently this makes me a “skeptic.” And I see no reason not to be.  In fact, I see a fairly good reason to be one. Just so we’re clear:  I’m […]


March 2, 2012

So it happens that, sometime earlier today, I got my 100th page view. And this is with no blog advertising, or stirring up any real shitstorms. I hereby proclaim myself the new master of the Internet.  In celebration, watch this:

Don’t Vote for Rick Santorum

March 2, 2012

So it happens that I don’t like Rick Santorum.  And it also happens that this rant probably isn’t about what you think it’s gonna be about. Unless you think it’s gonna be about how you shouldn’t vote for Rick Santorum.  In which case, congratulations, you read the fucking title of the post.  Woo-hoo. No, I […]

Grant Hill Is Gay

March 1, 2012

So it happens that I’m watching the Magic and the Thunder play on TNT, because I think it’s funny to watch Orlando fans cling to the few remaining shreds of hope they have that Dwight Howard will still be on their team come April.  It’s gonna be like watching the Lebacle all over again, except […]