Nothing But Rants
Telling you why things suck since 2012. A Cliff Reinitz blog.

Archive for the ‘Art’ Category

The Obligatory Oscar Post

February 27, 2012

So it happens that I watched the Oscars last night.  And there’s a lot I could rant about. Why did Billy Crystal look like he was popping Vicodin backstage just to get through the evening?  Why did Viola Davis not get an Oscar?  Why did Oprah Winfrey get one?  Who cares about Jonah Hill’s opinion […]

I Say

February 24, 2012

So it happens that there’s a little song which is apparently muy popular among teh yung peoplez.  It’s called “Who Says” and it’s sung by a young Disney moppet named Selena Gomez.  I am linking the music video of the song, because I hate you after what you did to my dog. That’s right, that’s […]

Epic Failure — Now in 3-D!

February 21, 2012

So it happens that George Lucas sucks these days.  Yeah, yeah, that’s not a controversial thing to say.  He’s fucked over Star Wars fans.  He’s fucked over Indiana Jones fans.  One of these days, he’s going to get it into his head to re-release a version of THX-1138 where “the authentic emotions fired first,” or […]