Nothing But Rants
Telling you why things suck since 2012. A Cliff Reinitz blog.

Archive for the ‘Everyday Life’ Category

Learn to Shop

February 28, 2012

So it happens that I recently had to make my shopping run.  It was a nightmare.  98% of the nightmarish qualities came from all the people around me being functionally retarded.  The other 2% came from those people as well, and for the same reason.  If other supermarkets are like mine, then most of the […]

Go LARP Yourself

February 23, 2012

So it happens that I’m reading an article from Neon Tommy about people who think it’s cool to do something called live-action roleplay.  The object of LARPing is apparently to live out what your favorite desktop or card games would be like if they were real, and populated entirely by people (i.e., you and your […]

Learn to Drive

February 21, 2012

So it happens that I was driving the other day and got trapped behind a little blue car going ten miles an hour under the speed limit on a very busy road.  All I wanted was to get to Arby’s.  But I couldn’t get around the snail in front of me because people behind me […]